Letter to the President

Dear Mr. Corrupt,

I’m just an ordinary American, but I can see plain as day that this pardon of Changpang Xiao stinks of corruption. You let a billionaire who broke U.S. laws and helped criminals walk free — right after he poured billions into your family’s crypto business. That’s not justice, that’s selling favors to the highest bidder.

And then to say you “don’t know who he is”? Come on. Either you’re lying or you’re signing pardons without even reading them — both are terrifying. This isn’t what America stands for, and it sure isn’t what a president should be doing.

Sincerely,

Robert Hayes